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Unisex t-shirt

Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $23.50 USD
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Otis Is Innocent. (Allegedly.)

​Meet Otis. Don't let the innocent eyes and the deceptively soft white fur fool you. Behind that gaze lies the chaotic energy of a legend, a pint-sized force of nature whose exploits are whispered about at the dog park.
​Was he the mastermind behind the shredded roll of toilet paper? The prime suspect in the case of the missing sock? The sole instigator of the 3 AM barking fit that woke the entire neighborhood? We have no comment at this time.
​This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a statement. It’s for anyone who understands that the smallest creatures often harbor the biggest personalities. The word "ALLEGEDLY" isn't just a caption—it's Otis's one-word legal defense, his perfect alibi, and a knowing wink to fellow pet owners who get it.
​Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable cotton with a classic unisex cut, this tee offers a comfortable, relaxed fit for everyone. The high-quality print ensures that Otis and his questionable innocence will stand up to whatever adventures you embark on, allegedly or otherwise.
​Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a tribute. Wear it when you need a little plausible deniability of your own.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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