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Unisex t-shirt
Unisex t-shirt
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$23.50 USD
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Otis Is Innocent. (Allegedly.)
Meet Otis. Don't let the innocent eyes and the deceptively soft white fur fool you. Behind that gaze lies the chaotic energy of a legend, a pint-sized force of nature whose exploits are whispered about at the dog park.
Was he the mastermind behind the shredded roll of toilet paper? The prime suspect in the case of the missing sock? The sole instigator of the 3 AM barking fit that woke the entire neighborhood? We have no comment at this time.
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a statement. It’s for anyone who understands that the smallest creatures often harbor the biggest personalities. The word "ALLEGEDLY" isn't just a caption—it's Otis's one-word legal defense, his perfect alibi, and a knowing wink to fellow pet owners who get it.
Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable cotton with a classic unisex cut, this tee offers a comfortable, relaxed fit for everyone. The high-quality print ensures that Otis and his questionable innocence will stand up to whatever adventures you embark on, allegedly or otherwise.
Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a tribute. Wear it when you need a little plausible deniability of your own.
Meet Otis. Don't let the innocent eyes and the deceptively soft white fur fool you. Behind that gaze lies the chaotic energy of a legend, a pint-sized force of nature whose exploits are whispered about at the dog park.
Was he the mastermind behind the shredded roll of toilet paper? The prime suspect in the case of the missing sock? The sole instigator of the 3 AM barking fit that woke the entire neighborhood? We have no comment at this time.
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a statement. It’s for anyone who understands that the smallest creatures often harbor the biggest personalities. The word "ALLEGEDLY" isn't just a caption—it's Otis's one-word legal defense, his perfect alibi, and a knowing wink to fellow pet owners who get it.
Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable cotton with a classic unisex cut, this tee offers a comfortable, relaxed fit for everyone. The high-quality print ensures that Otis and his questionable innocence will stand up to whatever adventures you embark on, allegedly or otherwise.
Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a tribute. Wear it when you need a little plausible deniability of your own.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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